“9000” Ladybugs For Sale

Amazon.com is selling Ladybugs: 9000 Count, although one customer writes otherwise: I paid for 9,000 ladybugs, but I only received 8,982. I would appreciate either a refund of the .039 cents I overpaid, or an additional shipment of the missing 18 bugs. I really can’t be expected to successfully recreate the Battle of Gettysburg with only 8,982 Union and Confederate lady bug soldiers, so if given the option, I’d prefer

I don’t buy EVERY book I see

When I go to Costco I’m always tempted to buy books I haven’t read about but look interesting, when I see them there at their cheap price. For example, I saw 1421: the Year China Discovered the World there for less than 10 bucks. I don’t read much history books, but I seemed interesting as I started reading there. Then I thought my dad might like it. Then I thought