An “F” Word

While at a soccer field last night, my five year old daughter noticed some graffiti on some bleachers, a word she hadn’t seen in print before, although I’m sure she’s heard it from me.

What’s that word, Dad?
“Fuck”.
What’s that mean?
It’s a bad word. Don’t tell your mom I told you. Come on! You’re missing your soccer game!

I’m looking forward to the day when a teacher asks her, “Can anyone tell me words that begin with the letter ‘F’?”