The Butt-Face Towel: The ingenious Butt-Face Towel brings sanitary sanity back into your bathroom. It’s a quality, terry cloth bath towel with two clearly labeled ends. Simple, no? Each end of the Butt-Face Towel knows its place. The portion you use on your butt and, er, nether regions need never make the revolting journey up to your face again. $14.99 U.S.