Urinal Etiquette

The urinals at my workplace are MUCH too close together; so close that most people (including me) won’t use one if someone is using the other; I’ll go to a toilet stall instead. This brings to mind some rules of urinal etiquette from my own experience and The International Center for Bathroom Etiquette: Look at the wall in front of you. Not your neighbor, your dick, or anything else –

Subvert the Dominant Paradigm

The Writings on the Stall is… an online repository of writings found on restroom walls… [writings that] serve as (informal) forums for politics, pop culture, humor, and so forth. What better, then, than to bring the best of these writings out to the world over this thing we call the Internet? Thoughts and ideas that once were localized can now be made globally available. They should validate the entries by