I Didn’t Win The Lotto, But I DID Win…

I received a call while in Ottawa from the company I order my home oil from: Mr. Cairns? This is Blue Wave. You won a $2000 Entertainment Center. After I tell them to Fuck Off, asking if they’re serious, they laugh (I like people who don’t take swearing seriously) and say they are serious. It’s the 2nd prize given in a contest for referring people to their company. Congratulations also