The U.S. Ponders Invading Canada To Shut Them Up

Don’t dictate to me, Canadian leader tells U.S.

U.S. Ambassador David Wilkins, who warned Canadian politicians on Tuesday not to bash the United States as part of their campaigning [for a Canadian election occuring in January], denied on Wednesday he was trying to control the election debate.

I hope the U.S. decides to adopt our colourful money after they invade us.