I did a lot of drugs when I was a kid…

…because I ate Cherrios (as did Superman, of course). Popular cereal is a drug, US food watchdog says — and I quote: Citing a clinical study, the product labels also claim that eating two servings a day of Cheerios helps to reduce bad cholesterol when eaten as part of a diet low in saturated fat and cholesterol, the FDA letter says. Those claims indicate that Cheerios — said by General

Cereal To Go, Please

Cereality®: …more than a place to get cereal. It’s a new way of thinking about cereal. A new choice in fast food. And an idea whose time has come. In fact Cereality is so unique, we have a patent pending. At Cereality, customers choose from their favorite brands and toppings. Pajama-clad Cereologists® fill the orders. And customers choose and add their own milk, just the way they like it. I