Have you sampled the Cheeseburger-flavoured Doritos yet?
Frito-Lay has taken two of the most disgusting, unhealthy food products ever invented and have combined them into one.
Normally I wouldn’t recommend any kind of Doritos, but this flavour is surreal. Because it tastes like a cheeseburger. A greasy, meaty, melted-process-cheese-laden hamburger in a sesame seed bun.
It’s a marvel of science that they managed to create that specific flavour and put it on a corn chip. It’s weird and almost amoral. But man, you gotta try it.
This is not a paid advertisement for Frito-Lay. I’m just doing my part to make your day a little more surreal.