This is the closest thing I could find to Tom Waits singing a Xmas song.
To save you the headache of deciding what to get me for Christmas, here’s my Wish List: Socks Underwear (boxers) Lagavulin (because the distributors here in New Brunswick are not shipping it anymore, the bastards) Couple sweaters Black Forest Cake with lots of cherries You’re welcome. What do you want?
– Fairytale of New York by The Pogues – Happy Christmas (War is Over) by John Lennon – I Believe In Father Christmas by Greg Lake That last one is iffy.
I just read this in the Whole Wheat Radio chat: A man in Chicago calls his son in New York the day before Christmas and says, “I hate to ruin Christmas this year, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.” “Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight of each other any
The 10 Least Successful Holiday Specials of All Time describes The Lost Star Trek Christmas Episode: “A Most Illogical Holiday” (1968): Mr. Spock, with his pointy ears, is hailed as a messiah on a wintry world where elves toil for a mysterious master, revealed to be Santa just prior to the first commercial break. Santa, enraged, kills Ensign Jones and attacks the Enterprise in his sleigh. I like the last