10 practical suggestions on how to be ethical (i.e. not just for atheists; for anyone). Thou SHALT NOT believe all thou art told. Thou SHALT seek knowledge and truth constantly. Thou SHALT educate thy fellow man in the Laws of Science. Thou SHALT NOT forget the atrocities committed in the name of god. Thou SHALT leave valuable contributions for future generations. Thou SHALT live in peace with thy fellow man.
The Men Commandments. An excerpt: If a Man’s fly is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything. The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both – that’s just mean.
The Men Commandments: Argument with these rules instantly revokes your identity as a man. You’re no longer a man and you’re out of the man club.