Avast, ye brazen, cow-skinned snipe!

The Institution of Silly & Meaningless Sayings:

In a busy workplace, during an important phone call, when you’re not quite sure of your ground or when you’re simply trying to sound knowledgeable, sometimes the words that come out of your mouth can make you sound like a complete idiot – generally to the amusement of your colleagues who are listening in. Members of the ISMS always listen in, that’s how we get most of our isms.

Try their haughty, half-witted, dungballed ISMS Curse generator.