“Small Time Crooks,” etc.

Deep Water — I’m slowly losing my taste for films about people who do adventurous but stupid things (e.g., Grizzly Man, Into The Wild). Deep Water is a documentary about a guy who enters a competition to sail across the world non-stop by himself, and fails. It’s mostly a sad story and not nearly as gripping as something like Touching the Void, but it’s interesting, especially for viewers who know

The Diamond Of My Eye, Nose, Left Nipple…

LifeGem: The LifeGem is a certified, high quality diamond created from the carbon of your loved one as a memorial to their unique and wonderful life. I added the emphasis. Part of their process: We have discovered how to capture the carbon by extracting it from existing cremated remains. This step takes place at one of our many certified locations across the country. Once captured, this carbon is heated to