I Wouldn’t Eat That

The Sneeze presents Steve, Don’t Eat It!, where he samples “food” most adult humans wouldn’t eat. An excerpt from his latest installment: Until now, the foods I’ve sampled for this section have all come from the supermarket. Then one day I realized that a perfectly viable “Steve Don’t Eat It” candidate has been sitting right under my nose for months. Right in my very own refrigerator. And it came right