The 6 Truths Of Life

You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it. The first truth is a lie. You’re smiling now because you’re an idiot. You soon will forward this to another idiot. There’s still a stupid smile on your face. I’d change #5 slightly: You soon will forward this to another idiot or blog about it. (via Bits & Pieces)