Someone’s Complaints

Things that need to BE DESTROYED, a long list of rants. Some samples: People who think of french fries as a means of transporting the maximum amount of ketchup into their mouth as possible. Just use a spoon. Even if you get a nice spoon, it’s reusable, so in the long run it’s cheaper. People whose houses don’t have four square feet without some sort of air freshener. You walk

Fresh French Fries

Rules Of Commerce Classify French Fries As Veggies: Batter-coated french fries are a fresh vegetable, according to the Agriculture Department, which has a federal judge’s ruling to back it up. Frozen fries are fresh simply because they don’t meet the standard necessary for them to be listed as processed, and adding batter to the fries does not change the classification… The ketchup-as-vegetable proposal was put forward in the Reagan administration,