A wife asks her husband, a software engineer, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!”
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, “Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”
He replied, “They had eggs.”
CBC’s Marketplace did a segment last year about What you should know before you call a geek in to fix your computer:
Their dorky company names and their cute little cars give off an air of friendly, helpful competence. But do the people who make computer house calls actually know what they’re doing?
…we modified a computer to simulate a common hardware failure. Then we called in the nerds. The result? Only three of the ten technicians who saw our machine managed to correctly diagnose the problem.
Since I’m the geek in the family, I tend to be called by family, friends, and friends of family and friends to diagnose and repair computer problems. Fellow technophiles know what I mean:
- How do I email my photos? And why are they so big? (Solution: Install Thunderbird and explain how digital photos are stored.)
- How do I open this document? (Solution: Tell person to set their default file type to Office 2003 or earlier, not the Office 2007 format (i.e. .docx))
- This window keeps on popping up when I’m on the internet. (Solution: Install Firefox and hide Internet Explorer)
I DO have a computer repair kit (for hardware and software problems), but I’m aware of my technical limitations; if there’s a problem I can’t figure out, I admit it and provide a recommendation.
I sometimes fix hardware problems. Trouble-shooting is most of the fun, but one has to know one’s limitations, although I’ve never taken a computer to a shop to be repaired. I’ll buy replacement hardware instead.
– Fixing God’s Computer
– Watch A Hard Drive Work
– Cooling A Computer With Oil
– There’s A Bee In My…
– Building A Computer
– How CPUs Work
In the town where I was born,
Lived a man, who played with ‘C’.
And he coded his whole life
On a stack of Function Keys.
So we traced to his data schemes,
Til we found a ‘C’ routine..
And we lived beneath the SAVES,
In our yellow Sub-Routine…
WE ALL live in A YELLOW SUB-ROUTINE,
YELLOW SUB-ROUTINE, YELLOW SUB-ROUTINE …. (ETC)
Lots of Computer songs and poems available. Here’s a portion of Purple Hacks (i.e. Purple Haze):
are all around
Fingers so fast my feet
don’t touch the ground
it’s a mystery
Whatever it is, these hacks
put a spell on me
(Help me … help me … )
GeekDIY provides project ideas that geeks may be interested in, such as:
- Programming an Atari 2600 Game
- Setup a Pirate Radio Station
- Make a Lava Lamp
A Girl’s Guide to Geek Guys:
Why Geek Dudes Rule:
– They are generally available.
– Other women will tend not to steal them.
– They can fix things.
– Your parents will love them.
– They’re smart.