Change Your Name Gangsta Style

The Gangsta Name Generator:

So, you want a gangsta name, huh, sucka? Type in your current boring-ass name and be re-dubbed.

Jody Cairns = Stinky Nut Rappa
Steel White Table = Sherman Tank Gangsta

Note their disclaimer:

I take no responsibility for the name you get. It’s all by random numbers, so if you get one that hurts your feelings, change your name or something. Besides, it’s for fun, ya idiots!
Damn it feels good to be a gangster.

(thanks, Neil)