Church Cancelled Due Too Lack of God

Church Cancelled Due to Lack of God: The South—Parishioners of Pastor Theo Leobald’s First Congregational Church of Holy Christ In Heaven will not meet next Sunday… The reason for the cancellation? Simply the fact that, according to Leobald, God does not now, has never, and will never exist. When pressed, however, [Leobald] explained that thousands of years ago, tribes of nomadic desert peoples made up God because, being incapable of

God is Dead

I don’t know why this isn’t bigger news: NASA Completes 52-Year Mission To Find, Kill God: After more than five decades of tireless work, brave exploration, and technological innovation aimed at a single objective, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration announced Wednesday that it had finally completed its mission to find and kill God. “I am ecstatic to tell you all today that we have beheld the awesome visage of