The Gospel of Debbie

The Gospel of Debbie is from text… …discovered in an ancient linen backpack found in a cave outside Jerusalem, surrounded by what appeared to be earlyRoman candy wrappers and covered with stickers reading "I [heart] All Faiths" and "Ask Me About Hell." A parchment diary found inside the backpack appears to contain the musings of one Debbie of Galilee. An example: I saw him in the marketplace! Everyone says that