We Canadians Got It ALL Planned Out

Canadian Association for the Peaceful Takeover of the USA:

At first look, this idea may seem illogical, unworkable, and a complete waste of time. However, on closer examination and with an open mind, it will be obvious to all citizens that this is not only the best choice for North Americans, but realistically, the only viable option.

One of their arguments:

The US is in big trouble, crime wise. There is an overabundance of guns, and no shortage of people willing to use them… Canada, on the other hand, is downright goofy when it comes to guns and crime. The Canadian Government is, at this very moment, in the process of passing legislation to force people to register every single pop-gun and peashooter in the land.