Will I See You in Hell?

LIFE IS HELLI inadvertently made fun of a mentally challenged person today. I’m going to burn in Hell. Or — assuming my ticket to The Big H was waiting for me already, which is a fairly safe assumption — one of those deeper, more painful inner circles of Hell. (I would imagine The Eagles Greatest Hits CD plays there non-stop.)

How about you? Are you going to hell? Tell me why.

I’m interested because I’d like to know who to avoid once I get there.

An Alternative To “Hello”

This is a good one: HeavenO

Let’s now begin working towards the next 100 years with a more harmonious, intelligent, and positive new universal greeting: “HEAVENO!” A symbol of Peace, friendship and Welcome
This greeting word (hello) contradicts All Our Positive Social And Cultural Values that we cherish and hold dear. If our country’s pledge would read “One nation under Satan?” then maybe “hello” would deserve some measure of merit!!
The “O” is not enough to hide the most negative word (Hell) printed in every dictionary!