Song #19: “You Must Be Born Again”

Following the tradition of good Christian mothers everywhere, my mother forced me to go to church when I was kid. I got out as soon as I was big enough to physically resist being dragged there. Years later I dug up a dusty box set of Mahalia Jackson recordings my father had ordered from Columbia House and realized I might have stuck around longer if the music I experienced in

Jesus Wants You, Ladies

Jesus seeks loving woman: Golden-haired, blue-eyed Jesus seeks loving young woman (22-30), preferably of recent Norse-Germanic heritage, who wishes to live in the spirit of the eternal. His FAQ section is amusing: 12. Are you the Antichrist? I certainly hope not! There are many others who are much more worthy of the title. And he doesn’t shy away from his adversaries: I generally ignore dead end email that offers no