I Foretell No One Winning A Million Dollars

Here’s an easy million bucks for you psychics and such: The One Million Dollar Paranormal Challenge:

…we offer a one-million-dollar prize to anyone who can show, under proper observing conditions, evidence of any paranormal, supernatural, or occult power or event.
To date, no one has ever passed the preliminary tests.

No religious quacks, though! Their application states that they:

…will NOT accept claims of the existence of deities or demons/angels, the validity of exorcism, religious claims, cloudbusting, causing the Sun to rise or the stars to move, etc.

The Christian evangelists and “healers” don’t need to prove anything, of course, since they’re already rich from the starving masses.