I Didn’t Win The Lotto, But I DID Win…

I received a call while in Ottawa from the company I order my home oil from: Mr. Cairns? This is Blue Wave. You won a $2000 Entertainment Center. After I tell them to Fuck Off, asking if they’re serious, they laugh (I like people who don’t take swearing seriously) and say they are serious. It’s the 2nd prize given in a contest for referring people to their company. Congratulations also

How To Win The Lotto

Lottery retailers in Ontario are winning the lotto a tad too much to be a coincidence, according to CBC in Lottery retailers enjoying luck of the draw: …in the past seven years Ontario clerks and retailers have claimed lottery victories nearly 200 times, a statistical anomaly according to one expert. “So we can say the chance, to be precise, is about one chance in a trillion, trillion, trillion, trillion, so