The Men Commandments. An excerpt: If a Man’s fly is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything. The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both – that’s just mean.
The Men Commandments: Argument with these rules instantly revokes your identity as a man. You’re no longer a man and you’re out of the man club.