Who Ordered a Virgin With Their Pizza?

virgin mary on pizza panFaithful see vision of Virgin Mary on school pizza pan:

What the women saw was an image that is unmistakable to them. It drew so much attention the pan was moved to a nearby home, where it has become the center of a shrine.
“I see an image of the Blessed Mother,” said worshipper Vincent Santiago. “That’s what I see.”

How can anyone take this seriously? I wouldn’t want these people around my children.

I wonder if my cat’s excrement would sell on ebay if that image suddenly appeared in their litter box. Anyone want to try it?

Japanese Pizza

Pizza with squid ink

The Japanese Pizza Catastrophe!?:

SQUID INK PIZZA: Oh, this is the grossest!! In these pizzas, the tomato sauce is replaced with a pitch black squid ink sauce. Squid ink looks terrible – kinda reminds you of tar on a Texas roof in summer, and it tastes about the same. Eat a slice and look in the mirror – it turns your mouth black! Don’t those shrimp look like they’re still moving around?? I can’t look at this any more!

Anchovies With That Laptop?

Laptop pizza case14″ PowerPizza – Anti-theft, Anti-shock, Anti-style:

Disguise your laptop with a PowerPizza and reduce the risk of getting it nicked.
PowerPizza is designed so you can use your laptop without removing it from it’s disguise. They’ll think your having pizza for lunch again whilst you’ll be preparing that last minute presentation for the board, on your shiny new laptop.