A REAL Pleasant Way To Wake Up

From Morningwood Enterprises (link removed – no longer works): Tired of waking up to the annoying buzzer of an alarm clock? Don’t start your day with a premature evacuation – wake to the pleasing sounds of feminine desire! Morningwood Enterprises is pleased to introduce the amazing Ah! Wake Alarm Clock – the way man was meant to wake up! Begin each day with the exciting sounds of a beautiful woman’s