A REAL Pleasant Way To Wake Up

From Morningwood Enterprises (link removed – no longer works):

Tired of waking up to the annoying buzzer of an alarm clock?

Don’t start your day with a premature evacuation – wake to the pleasing sounds of feminine desire!

Morningwood Enterprises is pleased to introduce the amazing Ah! Wake Alarm Clock – the way man was meant to wake up! Begin each day with the exciting sounds of a beautiful woman’s pleasure.

Be sure to check out the alarm sound samples.