Canada Arrests George W. Bush

It appears the inevitable has happened: Canadians Authorities Arrest U.S. President Bush On War Charges: Canadian authorities have arrested US president George W. Bush in Ottawa. He has been charged with several offences under Canada’s War Crimes Act. Vice-President Dick Cheney has mobilized the American military and all border crossings between the two nations have closed. Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin has urged for calm in a short radio and

Algebra’s Threat

At New York’s Kennedy Airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with