“And You Will KNOW I Am The Lord…”

jules from pulp fiction eating hamburgerBlack actors turn audio Bible into huge seller:

An audio Bible with an all-black cast featuring Blair Underwood, as Jesus, and Samuel L. Jackson has been a runaway hit in the United States, dominating Wal-Mart’s bestseller list since its release.
In Canada, the audio book hasn’t made the same dent. Amazon.ca currently lists it as the 99th top selling audio book. But it’s been a hit in the United States, selling over 70,000 units.

Blasphemous Canadians.

(The post’s title is from Pulp Fiction, of course: And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. BANG! BANG! BANG!)

Pulp Fiction Parodies

This is the last one I’m posting: Pulp Fiction + Brokeback Mountain, slightly amusing for 5 seconds.

There are a LOT of (bad) parodies of Pulp Fiction:

  • Star Wars: The Unknown Discovery. This is one of the better produced ones. We’re associates of your business partner, Lord Vader.
  • Pulp Fiction Star Wars
  • Gump Fiction
  • What do they call a Quarter Pounder in Israel?

The best, of course, is the hockey interview featuring Jules.

Phucks Per Minute

List of films ordered by uses of the word “fuck”. The top 10 films in their list fucking suck, although I only saw one of them. I’m surprised Pulp Fiction is only #15 on the fucking list.

VINCENT: I think we should be going now.

JULES: Don’t do that! Don’t you fuckin’ do that! Don’t blow this shit off! What just happened was a fuckin’ miracle!

VINCENT: Chill the fuck out, Jules, this shit happens.

JULES: Wrong, wrong, this shit doesn’t just happen.

VINCENT: Do you wanna continue this theological discussion in the car, or at the jailhouse with the cops?

JULES: We should be fuckin’ dead now, my friend! We just witnessed a miracle, and I want you to fuckin’ acknowledge it!

VINCENT: Okay man, it was a miracle, can we leave now?