Urinal Etiquette

The urinals at my workplace are MUCH too close together; so close that most people (including me) won’t use one if someone is using the other; I’ll go to a toilet stall instead. This brings to mind some rules of urinal etiquette from my own experience and The International Center for Bathroom Etiquette: Look at the wall in front of you. Not your neighbor, your dick, or anything else –