Pissing In A Straight Line

So I’m standing at the toilet aiming at the water as usual, when I notice I’m pissing on the wall, the floor, and my legs ALL AT THE SAME TIME. What the fuck?! So I apply some gentle pressure to stop the mess I’m making and take a look; I see nothing unusual. I let go and damn! Piss is coming out in three directions.

I hate it when that happens.