Jesus Christ – Vampires!

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, the movie: The first testament says “an eye for an eye.” The second testament says “love thy neighbour.” The third testament – KICKS ASS! One of the reviews at the Internet Movie Database is funny: I wanted to like this movie so much… I feel betrayed. Here we have Jesus Christ engaging in martial arts combat. With vampires. Lesbian vampires. While teaming with El Santo. How