David Lynch’s Weather

David Lynch provides the daily weather report from wherever he is (usually in L.A.). Weird. (It opens directly to a Quicktime video, updated daily. Really.) (Link removed since it no longer works.)

It’s Cold Enough To…

On May 15, 2004, it was 28 degrees Centigrade. Today it’s almost -40 with the wind chill, which is the same in Fahrenheit. It’s cold enough to… freeze the pee in your urethra freeze your balls off make even a Subaru groan in the morning, and the furnace is spinning the gas meter like a July Fourth pinwheel. shrivel up anything. freeze solid any exposed body parts in 30 seconds.