Those Silly Mormons

The Mormon site, Sure sign of the Nail, Secret Handshake, reveals a handy way to determine if you’ve met the devil:

  1. Suppose you meet someone and you think he may be the devil.
  2. Shake their hand (The normal way). If they feel solid, like you or I, they are probably OK. If they feel like nothing — like air, you know immediately that this person is the devil or a spiritual being!. Act accordingly!!
  3. If they feel solid, like you or I, they are probably OK, but we don’t know for sure. Try the secret handshake with this person If they reciprocate — if they know the secret handshake, they are an angel! If they don’t know the secret handshake, they are surely a real person.
  4. If they refuse to shake, you can be certain you are dealing with a “Just man made perfect”, who knows the secret handshake, but he/she is not solid, and thus can’t shake your hand.

They also have a guide to help you overcome (haha) masturbation.

2 Replies to “Those Silly Mormons”

  1. Yet another religion posting….

    I guess they’re secret handshake is no longer a secret. Unless, of course, the devil can’t surf the Net.

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